{"product_id":"🎄-funny-sarcastic-christmas-ornaments-layered-wood-holiday-decor","title":"🎄 Funny \u0026 Sarcastic Christmas Ornaments – Layered Wood Holiday Decor","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBring humor, attitude, and a little bit of chaotic Christmas energy to your tree with our \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunny \u0026amp; Sarcastic Christmas Ornament Collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. These layered wood ornaments feature bold designs, playful sayings, and hand-painted backgrounds that make each one stand out. Perfect for white elephant gifts, stocking stuffers, office humor, or anyone with a sarcastic streak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e⭐ \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eAvailable Designs (Variants)\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis Santa Loves Going Down\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNew Year, New Meh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eI’m the Sassy Elf\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe Sees You When You’re Pooping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eI Put Out for Santa\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGet Me Drunk and Enjoy the Show\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePeace, Joy \u0026amp; All That Sh*t\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHope Your Christmas Sucks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHo Ho Holy Sh*t, It’s Christmas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSanta, Stop Judging Me\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHo Ho Hold My Beer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDon’t Blame the Holidays — You Were Fat in June\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWinter Sucks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eJolly AF\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDon’t Eat Yellow Snow\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBite Me\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDead Inside, But It’s Christmas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMerry Drunk, I’m Christmas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOh Snap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDrink Drank Drunk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eChristmas Calories Don’t Count\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eReinbeer Time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSleigh All Day Every Day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eI’m Fine, This Is Fine, Everything’s Fine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e📝 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eFull Description\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAdd a dose of hilarious holiday spirit to your décor! Each ornament is made from layered wood, laser-cut for clean detail, and hand-painted to create rich depth and personality. From snarky sayings to cheeky characters, this collection is made for people who love Christmas—but refuse to take it too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThese ornaments look great on trees, wreaths, garland, wine bottles, or as part of a funny gift exchange. Lightweight, durable, and ready to hang with natural jute twine and a decorative wooden bead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e📐 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eApprox. 4” diameter (varies slightly by design)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLayered wood construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePainted \u0026amp; sealed for durability\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes hanging twine + wood bead\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLightweight \u0026amp; gift-ready\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e⚠️ \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eImportant Note\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo two signs are exactly alike—colors and details may vary, giving each piece its own unique charm.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Craft Rapids Workshop","offers":[{"title":"This Santa Loves Going Down","offer_id":44152054546501,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"New Year - New Meh","offer_id":44152054579269,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I’m the Sassy Elf","offer_id":44152054612037,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"He Sees You When You’re Pooping","offer_id":44152054644805,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I Put Out for Santa","offer_id":44152054677573,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Get Me Drunk and Enjoy the Show","offer_id":44152054710341,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peace Joy \u0026 All That Sh*t","offer_id":44152054775877,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hope Your Christmas Sucks","offer_id":44152054808645,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ho Ho Holy Sh*t It's Christmas","offer_id":44152054841413,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Santa Stop Judging Me","offer_id":44152054874181,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ho Ho Hold My Beer","offer_id":44152054906949,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Don’t Blame the Holidays — You Were Fat in June","offer_id":44152054939717,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Winter Sucks","offer_id":44152054972485,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jolly AF","offer_id":44152055005253,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Don’t Eat Yellow Snow","offer_id":44152055038021,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bite Me","offer_id":44152055070789,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dead Inside - But It’s Christmas","offer_id":44152055103557,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Merry Drunk - I’m Christmas","offer_id":44152055136325,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oh Snap","offer_id":44152055169093,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Drink Drank Drunk","offer_id":44152055201861,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Calories Don’t Count","offer_id":44152055234629,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Reinbeer Time","offer_id":44152055267397,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sleigh All Day Every Day","offer_id":44152055300165,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I’m Fine - This Is Fine - Everything’s Fine","offer_id":44152055332933,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/6709\/6133\/files\/Screenshot_2025-12-02_at_8.55.31_PM.png?v=1765160850","url":"https:\/\/craftrapidsworkshop.com\/products\/%f0%9f%8e%84-funny-sarcastic-christmas-ornaments-layered-wood-holiday-decor","provider":"Craft Rapids Workshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}